A#      A#m     Aaug    C       C#      C#7     C#aug   
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||OO    |OOO    |OO|    ||||    OOO|    OOO|    |OO|   
 |O||    ||||    O|||    ||||    ||||    |||O    O|||   
 O|||    O|||    ||||    |||O    ||||    ||||    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    |||O    ||||    |||O    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

D#7     F       F#      F#m6    F#maj7  G#      G#7     
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||||    ||O|    |O|O    ||||    ||||    ||||    O|||   
 ||||    O|||    ||O|    O|O|    ||O|    ||||    ||O|   
 OOO|    ||||    O|||    |O||    O|||    |O|O    |O|O   
 |||O    ||||    ||||    |||O    |||O    ||O|    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .|O||   .O|||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[intro]
C# | C#aug
C# | C#aug
C# | C#aug
C# | C#aug


[verse]
C#                            F#             G#
 This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons
C#                           F#            G#
 You may recall we had some trouble last year
C#                         F#              G#
 The robot council had us banished to an asteroid
C#                           F#       G#
 That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.


[pre-chorus]
       A#m/F           Aaug/F          C#/F                 D#7
And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall.
           G#        G#/A#    G#7/C
That's our favorite time of year.
 
Chorus
      C#              C#aug             A#m/C#
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            C#7           F#maj7              A#m
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          D#7                    G#
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      F#              F#m6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[bridge]
C# | C#aug
C# | C#aug


[verse]
C#                          F#           G#
 On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus,
C#                         F#           G#
 Who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
C#                            F#                   G#
 They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good.
C#                         F#        G#
 Not everybody's good but everyone tries.


[pre-chorus]
        A#m/F              Aaug/F       C#/F          D#7
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
          G#        G#/A#    G#7/C
It's like a Winter Wonderland.


[chorus]
      C#              C#aug             A#m/C#
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            C#7           F#maj7              A#m
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          D#7                    G#
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      F#              F#m6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[solo]
C# Aaug F# G#
A#m D#7 F# G#
F# G#

C# | C#aug
C# | C#aug


[verse]
C#                                F#                G#
 That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about.
C#                               F#        G#
 We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
C#                       F#              G#
 I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
C#                               F#               G#
 And make it quick before they [message redacted].


[pre-chorus]
         A#m/F             Aaug/F              C#/F             D#7
Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie!
           G#       G#/A#    G#7/C
You know I love my soylent green.


[chorus]
      C#              C#aug             A#m/C#
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            C#7           F#maj7              A#m
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          D#7                    G#
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      F#              F#m6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.